Random? Or tandem...
But where does this randomness come from? What is its source? What is the Lake Victoria to is Nile? Um...what is the yellow Sun its Kryptonian heritage (i.e. Superman)? Okay I'm out of analogies now...
I'm sure the real-life me is not as random as the blogging me so I propose to you that my keyboard acts as some kind of conduit. A channel for my thoughts to flow through. The catalyst to my explosion of eclectic electronic emesis, which not only draws the best, but also the worst in some seemingly unpredictable and (hap)hazardous way.
I've also noticed a recent lack of Simpsons references; possibly because I haven't been watching it much lately. So for Old Time's Japanese rice wine, here's a quote: "Can you hold the wheel for a moment? I need to scratch myself in two places at once."
A final word, because I LOVE getting the last word in. Minor annoyance: refrigerator. RefriGerator. NOT refriDGerator. Refer to "frigid", meaning cold. From the Latin root frigus, meaning "cold". The contraction "fridge" is spelt with the DG, but not the original.
That is all.
3 Comments:
i have always spelt it refrigerator. it looks odd with a d.
Actually i just call it the icebox coz its easier to spell that way...
Counter-ranted by Anonymous at Monday, February 12, 2007 7:19:00 am
This reminds me of a haiku I read today. It goes:
Haikus are easy
But they don't always make sense
Refrigerator
I think it's art.
Counter-ranted by Anonymous at Tuesday, February 13, 2007 2:39:00 pm
random random random random random random
Counter-ranted by Anonymous at Saturday, February 17, 2007 9:32:00 pm
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